IF

If I were a month, I’d be November.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Friday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be 3:00 am.
If I were a season, I'd be Winter.
If I were a planet, I’d be Venus.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a Horse.
If I were a direction, I’d be North.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a bed.
If I were a liquid, I’d be water.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be a diamond.
If I were a flower, I’d be a tulip.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a short electric summer storm.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a guitar.
If I were a color, I’d be black.
If I were an emotion, I’d be passion.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a raspberry.
If I were a sound, I’d be a sound of the rain.
If I were an element, I’d be water.
If I were a car, I’d be a white Ford Impala.
If I were a place, I’d be a bar in a little street of a big city, where famous indie bands plays in secret for the people who are there only by chance.
If I were a material, I’d be gold.
If I were a taste, I’d taste like chocolate.
If I were a scent, I’d be the way air smells after rain.
If I were an object, I’d be a Velvet Underground vinilo.
If I were a body part, I’d be hands.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be a smile.
If I were a song, I’d be Salome (Pete Doherty).
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be a pair of Christian LOboutin long black leather boots.